Sometimes I just think of random situations or scenarios. Just skits I suppose. Here is one of them:

Setting: bathroom.

Man 1 enters and washes his hands. Sees friend (Man 2).

Man 2: “You wash your hands before you use the restroom?”

Man 1: “Yea, well, it’s cause I just ate a burger and my hands kinda smell like meat, so I don’t want to get that smell on my junk.”

Man 2: “Oh ok.”

Man 1: “Yea. plus my girlfriend’s a vegetarian so you know.”

and…scene.

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get it?