this is the point where i write a series of the same sentences but change it up a bit. its called repetition for a point or something. i dont really know what its called, its just a silly bit of fun that i have in my mind when i’m brushing my teeth, but have decided to share it with you all because i have nothing better to do … except sleep. but sleep only benefits me technically, whereas an entry can benefit the many.

for the greater good….

i pass gas sometimes to remind me that life stinks.

i pass gas sometimes to remind me that life can be quite potent

i pass gas sometimes to remind me the smell of bretts beard after the rain. (not true, but wanted to instigate some reader comments :-p)

i pass gas sometimes to remind me that i’m alive.

i pass gas sometimes to remind me that farts can also smell like asparagus.

i pass gas sometimes to remind me of what death smells like.

i pass gas sometimes to remind me of why i don’t have a girlfriend and/or roommate.

i pass gas sometimes to remind me of what i ate.

i pass gas sometimes to see if i am sick.

i pass gas sometimes to see if the milk has, indeed, gone bad.

i paass gas sometimes to see if it’s cold in the room (it’d be steam if it was).

i pass gas sometimes to try if i can levitate on my own propulsion.

i pass gas sometimes to try and push dust off objects. (like those compressed air bottle for computers)

i pass gas sometimes to try to be on the hour every hour.

i pass gas sometimes to try and keep with the beat.

i pass gas sometimes cause i laugh too hard.

i pass gas sometimes cause i hope no one notices

i pass gas sometimes cause the wind is blowing away from the crowd.

i pass gas sometimes cause i can.

and i’m sure theres more reasonings or thoughts or just ideals or metaphors, but for now thats all i got, cause its late. and i did have a series of thoughts when i was in the bathroom. and so thats where i have my most thoughts, cause my mind isn’t about the process at hand, be it peeing, pooping, showering, or brushing my teeth. those are kinda like automated actions and so my mind wanders.